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Ow.

I put three little blobs of Dave's Temporary Insanity sauce on a bite of my burrito and now I'm a saaaaad monkey. The sting is gone... mostly... but my stomach feels like it's disintegrating. It wasn't even very tasty.

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clocktor
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
THREE little blobs? What's wrong with ONE blob?

What's wrong with NO BLOBS AT ALL?

"None" is how much I use ALL THE TIME and I'm fine.
vespa59
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
Three little blobs as opposed to one blob, so as to evenly distrubute the net amount of sauce over the target area. More than zero blobs as opposed to no blobs, so as to facilitate a "lunch adventure".

Win some, lose some.
clocktor
Jan. 10th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
"Every day is an adventure. That's why I stay at home."

---Anon.
buckygirl23
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC)
my friend cary had a little thing with Dave's Insanity Sauce.. he really liked it.. until his asshole started to bleed.. i wish i was kidding but i am not.
vespa59
Jan. 10th, 2006 05:29 pm (UTC)
You were there when I ate some crazy sauce at Mexican Radio the first night of Gotham. That shit almost took me out!
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