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Today's bizarre fuckin' activity.

I decided that today I'm gonna fuckin' type "fuckin'" in as many fuckin' emails, fuckin' entries, fuckin' code comments, and other fuckin' writings as I can. And I'm gonna fuckin' use it as often as I fuckin' can without making it sound like I'm fuckin' trying to hard to use it as much as fuckin' possible.

This is a fine fuckin' art, because while "I'm gonna go to the fuckin' store and get a fuckin' stick of beef jerky" sounds funny and kind of natural, "I'm fuckin' gonna go to the fuckin' store and fuckin' get a fuckin' stick of beef fuckin' jerky" just sounds like you're fuckin' trying too hard, and kind of messes up the fuckin' aesthetic of the joke.

You know what I'm fuckin' sayin'?

So yeah. There's today's fuckin' odd behavior. I like to keep people on their fuckin' toes. I just hope I don't get fuckin' fired, cause that'd fuckin' suck.


( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 7th, 2003 12:42 pm (UTC)
fuckin' eh
Jul. 7th, 2003 12:53 pm (UTC)
fookin' tears to my eyes, tears...=O
Jul. 7th, 2003 12:58 pm (UTC)
Old School
"I fuckin' need you more than evah!"
Jul. 7th, 2003 01:53 pm (UTC)
that's fuckin' hilarious! please don't get fuckin' fired. ;)
Jul. 7th, 2003 02:20 pm (UTC)
fuckin' a...
i never knew what anyone meant by that...this is a very strange entry even for you...but oh well...btw, i left you a fuckin' voice mail message on your fuckin' cell phone...it'd be fuckin' nice if you returned my fuckin' call...
Jul. 7th, 2003 06:23 pm (UTC)
i think i fuckin' saw you at fuckin' scooter insanity with your girlfriend, but i was too fuckin' shy to even say fuckin' hello.
Jul. 7th, 2003 09:41 pm (UTC)
no fuckin' way! you should have fuckin' said hi! were you on a fuckin' bike?
Jul. 7th, 2003 06:54 pm (UTC)
ok Keith Royer, settle down. Next thing we know you're going to be riding an ATV, drinking beers, and shooting guns. Fuuuuck dude.
Jul. 8th, 2003 09:42 am (UTC)
Fuckin' A...part deux
It makes me proud to see you carry on our fuckin' family tradition.

There was a shirt in New Orleans that I wanted your mother to buy..... it said "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck". It was so you.

Return her fuckin' call, will ya... :)
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