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My neck is really fucked up. Basically, if I turn it more than like a millimeter in any direction, I am rewarded with a crippling spasm. Kind of like a charlie horse in my neck every time I move it. Lovely.

But at least I'm not this guy


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Jul. 15th, 2003 04:58 pm (UTC)
wow. poor guy.
it's bad enough he's gotta have his four inches measured and remeasured and displayed, but he's also got this in his defense:

"Asteak claims the victim may have mistaken a fold of fat on Peters' thigh for his semi-erect penis.

Schoeppner will testify Peters has 'considerable abdominal girth,' including fatty thighs."
Jul. 15th, 2003 05:10 pm (UTC)
Oh my god.
Jul. 15th, 2003 07:09 pm (UTC)
...tiger balm...the red one...it'll peel the skin from your neck but at least you won't be in pain...
Jul. 15th, 2003 07:15 pm (UTC)
so sad! but why was he wearing short shorts?
Jul. 15th, 2003 08:52 pm (UTC)
Hot day... Rad dog. Where can I get me one?
Jul. 15th, 2003 10:13 pm (UTC)
naaa, i'm in need of one too. this one is my sister's. she keeps threatening to send him up to seattle (when he's misbehaving) and i say Bring It. i guess you and i can't have mr. miles sir pugglesworth (yet) but we can have these pics for now. maybe these will help your situation?

Jul. 15th, 2003 08:43 pm (UTC)
i have some oooooooooooooooooooold meds...
Jul. 15th, 2003 08:52 pm (UTC)
Define "oooooooooooooooooooold" please.
Jul. 15th, 2003 08:57 pm (UTC)
50% potency. i was gonna give them to your gal, but she cookied and ran.
damn good cookies, tho. yum!
Jul. 15th, 2003 09:00 pm (UTC)
hell yeah they are... no worries on the meds. with all the stuff susie got me, i think i'm on the mend.
Jul. 15th, 2003 09:03 pm (UTC)
i used up all my good meds last month. i'll be getting more soon, though. just in case.
Jul. 16th, 2003 10:16 am (UTC)
fold of fat?
If he has a fold of fat hanging through his shorts, he's got bigger problems than his four incher.

Strange choice of words.

Congrats on the house...nice birthday present for you.

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