Music:They Might Be Giants - Lie Still, Little Bottle.
I hate Seattle Drivers
You know what? When you hit the brakes, those red lights on the back of the car come on, and they indicate to the people behind you that you're stopping. So if you just hit those at random all the time, without actually stopping, or really even slowing down, it makes the people behind you wonder WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING. Then, eventually, the people behind you decide (rightfully so) that you're ON CRACK. And then, when you hit the brakes and actually do slow down or stop, it scares the shit out of the people behind you, because now they're up your ass all of a sudden (probably because you're doing the GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT AGAIN, YOU OLD LADY!). God this drives me out of my fucking mind.
So... today's lesson is: Quit riding the brakes so much, you freaking lunatic.