The message was from the LiveJournal server and it says this:
"Found your LJ thought I'd say hello 'cause you like scooters."
Gee. Thanks a lot. I would hate to think of what might have happened if I didn't get this extremely important message right at that fucking moment. I mean, fuck the sanctity of my precious sleep, that shit was URGENT! Middle of the night on a weeknight or no, if I wasn't immediately aware of this anonymous person wanting to say hello because I like scooters well, I can't even begin to ponder the consequences.
I'm turning off the text message feature now.