1. I am the author of the only bug with the word "pissing" anywhere in it.
2. I hold the record for the most uses of the word "pimp" in a bug's description (4).
My favorite excerpt from one of my own bugs:
This is a pain in the ass to repro, but I've got it down pretty well. I showed Jon Jay. He began cursing and throwing objects around muttering something about "those filthy protracter loving geeks", whatever that is. He said it was ok if I write here that he "has an idea" of what's going on, as long as I don't say that he "knows" what's going on. "