Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken

Rodentia, Part II

So last night as we're just about driftin' off to sleep, we hear this SNAP above us, followed by what I like to call a "wood flopping about" noise that lasted about 90 seconds. Then a bit more skritch-skritch-skritch, and then silence. The rest of the night was spent wondering if there was a dead rat resting in peace directly over our bed (answer: yes) and if there were more. And, if there were more, would his friends consider this a warning, or an act for which they would seek vengeance? Time will tell. In the meantime, as CNN would approve of, I've provided photographic evidence of The Dead:

R.I.P. Mr. Scratchy. Hope you weren't a family man. Big sucker, ain't he?

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