Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken
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Poll #188540 Important things for Monday

What's your favorite Simon & Garfunkel, Paul Simon, or Art Garfunkel song?

Why that one?

"Yup yup yup yup yup yup... Uh huh! Uh huh!"
5(33.3%)
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip... Uh huh! Uh huh!"
8(53.3%)
What?
2(13.3%)

I answered "What?" to that last one. My parents...

...could not afford a TV.
0(0.0%)
...hated me, and didn't let me watch Sesame Street.
0(0.0%)
...thought Sesame Street was the product of Satan, and watching it was a sin equal to aknowledging and/or touching my vagina or penis.
0(0.0%)
...chained me to a pole in the yard every day after school.
5(100.0%)

Chick magnet:

Rerun
6(40.0%)
J.J.
4(26.7%)
Mush Mouth
5(33.3%)

I'd rather:

Make Glenn Frey watch me choke Don Henley
5(33.3%)
Make Wilson watch me choke Phillips
1(6.7%)
Make Kelly watch me choke Justin
0(0.0%)
Make Mary-Kate watch me choke Ashley
4(26.7%)
Make Potsy watch me choke Ralph
5(33.3%)

I'd rather be...

...sailing
1(6.7%)
...golfing
0(0.0%)
...shopping
2(13.3%)
...playing tennis
3(20.0%)
...naked
3(20.0%)

And while we're on the subject, my other ride is...

...a Porsche
0(0.0%)
...a piece of shit too
9(60.0%)
...an airplane
3(20.0%)
...your man
3(20.0%)

Goober Grape:

So wrong
3(20.0%)
So damn right, it's wrong
10(66.7%)
Just right
2(13.3%)

This goes to eleven:

Mean: 9.43 Median: 11 Std. Dev 3.16
1
1(7.1%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(7.1%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
1(7.1%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(7.1%)
11
10(71.4%)
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