I feel sorry for you. I really do. It must be really frustrating to be such a slave to the machine that you're willing to endure all this horrifying commercialism just so you can watch 22 minutes of ridiculous and stupid bullshit. You'd be so much better off having a conversation about world issues with someone in a coffee shop in Capitol Hill. THAT is a valid use of your time. TV is not. I know that you can't comprehend that, because you're so blinded by your TV loyalty, but trust me. I know what the best use of your time is, and TV it is not.
By the way, do you think it'd be ok if I came over again this weekend to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?