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Bring on the million earthquake news stories.

I expect to see hour or longer segments about:

1. The extent of the damage (however minimal)
2. The number of people moving out of Southern California because of earthquakes
3. The things SoCal has been doing to prepare for earthquakes since Northridge.
4. Baby's first earthquake.
5. All the stuff that's going to cave in during the next earthquake.


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Dec. 22nd, 2003 01:12 pm (UTC)
I've never been in a real earthquake yet, so I fully intend to freak out when one happens. I didn't feel the one everyone's talking about now, so it doesn't count. ;)
Dec. 22nd, 2003 01:28 pm (UTC)
I vote for No. 2
Dec. 22nd, 2003 02:23 pm (UTC)
this is all i ask...
in my world, i expect:

1. that an earthquake would hit a certain texas ranch while the whole family (including the idiot governor of florida) were gathering
2. that an earthquake would obliterate the offices of the "un"-christian coalition, the "immoral" majority and so other like organizations
3. that an earthquake would remove from the face of the earth forever judge scalia, thomas, renqhist; jesse helms, the reagans, charlton heston and the conservative right as a whole
4. and how about the california governor's mansion
5. and the states of alabama, and mississippi, both carolinas and georgia

Dec. 22nd, 2003 02:43 pm (UTC)
We felt that up here. You didn't feel it up there? Well, let me tell you, you're missing out. Back in my day, folks enjoyed they'selves a good earthquake. Now'adays, tha young 'uns would just a'ssoon mock the gigantic forces that YOUR vengeful GOD has unleashed upon ye. Ya see, this is just more evidence that GOD is takin' notice of all the SINFUL things those LIBERALS are doing out there in Los Angel'ez. Time to mend your ways, sinners. Time to mend your ways...
Dec. 22nd, 2003 02:50 pm (UTC)
gotta love them there lib-er-als.....god knows i do....
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