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God damn I gotta pee.

I really need to pee. Oh man... I've been sitting here drinking water all day and I haven't peed since I woke up. If I don't go pee soon... Damn. I don't even wanna think of what's going to happen.

Once, I had to pee worse than this. It almost killed me. This isn't quite so bad, but still, I really have to pee.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Torture. Damn... I should just go. But, I don't really feel like getting up. Perhaps I'll just pee in my trash can. I wonder if I could get fired for that.

Man I gotta pee.

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(Anonymous)
Jun. 26th, 2002 05:14 am (UTC)
Then just whip it out and pee! Damn!
(Anonymous)
Jun. 26th, 2002 05:21 am (UTC)
..just as long as you don't get caught...spray a lot of lysol...oh, don't wait too long or your bladder will burst...oooh, that'll leave a mark...
prd
Jun. 26th, 2002 09:52 am (UTC)
Uh steve, I don't know if I wanna be slapping your ass anymore...
vespa59
Jun. 26th, 2002 04:02 pm (UTC)
Dude. Just don't stand in front of me when you do so, and you'll be ok.
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