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Why I Hate People, Part 74

I think I'm getting sick. I have a sore throat and my nose is starting to get stuffy. I attribute this solely to the evil bitch seated next to me on the plane yesterday. Yeah, the one who fell asleep with her elbow sticking in my ribs, and then started having "sleep seizures", which really wigged me out. She also had a grand time coughing about every 4 minutes. Did she cover any orifice in her big stupid diseased head? No. Did she spew the disgusting germs of whatever diseased, disgusting cretins she recently fornicated with all over me with no regard for my personal desire to not breath in the stank of her and everyone else she shared the crack pipe with? Yes. Does getting sick from other people make me so fucking mad that I start asking rhetorical questions and answering them myself?

Yes. It does.

God dammit.


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Jun. 26th, 2002 05:17 am (UTC)
sorry about that..a few shots of stoli straight from the freezer should take care of whatever ails you..

ps..the site looks great
Jun. 26th, 2002 09:45 am (UTC)
i'm sorry you're getting sick, but a bad attitude will only worsen it...and don't sound so hostile!

(ps, if you lived in san francisco, you wouldn't be sick right now. heh)
Jun. 26th, 2002 09:53 am (UTC)
i haaaaaate being sick! it's either bad attitude or whiny complaining about how crappy i feel.
Jun. 26th, 2002 01:37 pm (UTC)
being on planes
i'm going to share a couple of plane anecdotes with you because i'm a giver...i sat next to a guy who was "asleep" but really just took up all the armrest and farted in my general direction, i sat next to a woman who once it was announced we were 20 minutes to touchdown she started all of her homegrooming, which entailed her pulling off her shoes and applying a medicated cream to them (she was in the middle seat, i was trapped at the window with back pain like a mother fucker) and i sat in between two men who spread their legs wide as the sky so i was seated in a vice like position. that was was good cus it was international and i couldn't sleep and they were playing "erin brockovich". i wanted to die.

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