Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken

Here's another commercial that weirds me out. You know the one for "Chaser"? It's that product that you take after you've been drinking all night. Supposedly, it prevents you from getting a hangover. In the commercial, it shows a horribly hung over dude and his girl, who's all bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to face work. He remarks that she drank more than he did, so based on the fact that he's bigger than her and he's got what looks to be the worst hangover of the year, she must have been super-duper insane-o trashed.

Now, I know that while they're having this conversation, you're supposed to be thinking about what a good idea it would be to go out and get some Chaser to keep around for the next time you're getting wasted, but all I keep thinking of is what the hell party girl and guy were doing last night, all blitzed out of their heads, on a school night?!? For some reason, every time I watch the commercial, I just get this vision of the girl dancing on a bar, swinging her shirt over her head, while the dude does body shots off a hairy biker. It'd be cool if they did a DVD of commercials, and one of the special features was commentary by the characters of the commercial. That way, maybe I'd get to hear these two go, "Oh YEAH! Dude! Remember the night before this? When we went to Tyler's going away happy hour and ended up going to Tijuana??"

"HAHA! Yeah!! That was insane!! Remember we didn't have enough money to pay our bar tab, so we sold your pants and bet the money on a cock fight?? Oh man... what a night! I was almost late for my 8am conference call!!"

Man, I really gotta start skipping the commercials more.

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