Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken

You can do it too!

From now on, I'm going to make it my business to turn all of phrases of the continually regurgitated propaganda from the right in to euphemisms for masturbation.

Supporting the troops - now means masturbating
Fighting the war on terrorism - masturbating
Freedom hater - masturbater
Weapon of mass destruction - One's genitals, during the act of masturbating
Sanctity of marriage - the act of masturbating
Activist court - group of masturbaters, see "circle jerk"

Carry on, America. And remember, if you're going to be "re-electing Bush", then make sure the door is locked.
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