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You can do it too!

From now on, I'm going to make it my business to turn all of phrases of the continually regurgitated propaganda from the right in to euphemisms for masturbation.

Supporting the troops - now means masturbating
Fighting the war on terrorism - masturbating
Freedom hater - masturbater
Weapon of mass destruction - One's genitals, during the act of masturbating
Sanctity of marriage - the act of masturbating
Activist court - group of masturbaters, see "circle jerk"

Carry on, America. And remember, if you're going to be "re-electing Bush", then make sure the door is locked.

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oomingmak
Jul. 27th, 2004 06:06 pm (UTC)
I guess that makes me an evildoer then.
asteroidbelt
Jul. 27th, 2004 07:47 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha. wouldn't support the troops be a jock strap?
queencity
Jul. 28th, 2004 12:20 pm (UTC)
it's all about bush and dick with those republicans, isn't it?
vespaden
Jul. 28th, 2004 01:46 pm (UTC)
Well at least they'll get something better than "Santorum"...
kz
Jul. 29th, 2004 11:26 pm (UTC)
I just read your post aloud in the newsroom. No one laughed.
vespa59
Jul. 30th, 2004 09:08 am (UTC)
Ah... bunch o' geezers.
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