Supporting the troops - now means masturbating
Fighting the war on terrorism - masturbating
Freedom hater - masturbater
Weapon of mass destruction - One's genitals, during the act of masturbating
Sanctity of marriage - the act of masturbating
Activist court - group of masturbaters, see "circle jerk"
Carry on, America. And remember, if you're going to be "re-electing Bush", then make sure the door is locked.