Oh, MSNBC, you kill me. That's a hilarious joke you've put up there on your website. Sure... some people, like famousmark won't get that it's a joke... missing the absurdity of the notion that even in America, we wouldn't go to THAT extreme excess.
What's that? It's not a joke?
Oh.. I see. Well, then I just have to ask...
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?