Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken

Two things.

1. Karaoke tonight at New Luck Toy in West Seattle. I held a contest among my team at work, the grand prize of which is that the winner of said contest gets to make me sing whatever the hell she wants. I hate suicide karaoke, but I'm gonna go through with it. Hopefully it'll at least be a song I know. Nobody likes watching some moron up on stage speaking words in monotone, which is all I can do if I don't know the song.

2. If I get the hiccups one more time today, someone is going to DIE. I don't know what the heck is wrong with me, but I've gotten the hiccups like 10 times in the last couple of weeks, after not having them for probably a year. I hate the hiccups. What a stupid thing for my body to decide to do. If I was that one guy who got the hiccups for like 60 years, I'd put a bullet in my head on like the third day.

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