The wretched life

Me and someone who shall remain nameless are gonna do some crimes tonight. I don't mean me. I mean Mr. Blonde. Mr. Blonde, and Mr. White. Mr. Blue bagged out because he's an ASS MONKEY. We don't need him anyway. We're that cool. Like ninjas. Anyway, I can't tell you the nature of the mission, because it's top secret. It's pretty important though. A birthday present for someone.

I got people standing by who can bail me out of jail. So everything seems ready to go.

Wish me luck.