July 30th, 2002


Spontaneous Human Combustion

Today I decided to deal with some fuel tap issues with the BMW. It's a long long story, but it involves me being covered in gasoline, spilling gasoline all over the garage, and yes, even drinking a little gasoline and getting it all over my face in a few botched siponing attempts. Scary.

After that, I went to taco bell and got some stuff. I always put fire sauce on taco bell stuff, cause I likes it hot.

So, as I was sitting there, still tasting gas and eating my chili and cheese burrito with fire sauce, I realized what total danger I was in. All these combustibles right there in my mouth! Good thing I'm not eating fire today or that'd be it for my pretty, pretty face.

I managed to get through dinner without incident, and just to be safe I drank a whole lot of water.

Then I called Chelsea and she was at work because she's insane.