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 vespa59
User Number: 449307
Date Created:2002-01-24
Number of Posts: 104
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| Navigating the idiot-packed streets of Seattle, atop his trusty scooter, Vespa59 searches relentlessly for some shit to fuck up, or some booty that need pleasin'. |
| Strengths: Super-intelligence; devastatingly good looks; pleasant aroma (results may vary). Addicted to NOTHING. |
| Weaknesses: The knees; cute redheads with scooter shops. |
| Special Skills: Rocking. Hard; calling bullshit from 50 feet away; karaoke super-star; eatin' fire; riding stupid-fast; smitin' muthafuckas that need to be smote. |
| Weapons: See these hands? These hands are registered as lethal weapons. |
| Philosophy: An object at rock tends to stay at rock. |
