August 30th, 2002

Slayer!!

Today...

Someone in my immediate vicinity may be killed or maimed. I don't know who. I don't know when. I don't really even know specifically why. But it might happen.

On another note, I should really be a contractor.

On yet another note, why are George and Weezy so mean to each other in those Denny's commercials? I mean, they were sort of bitchy at each other a lot on the Jeffersons, but not nearly to the degree they are in the commercials. In just about every one, one of them alludes to the fact that they wish they'd never married the other. They should just get divorced and get it over with. At least after they split up, they won't have to worry about where to get breakfast, cause they really seem happy about Denny's. Sad, sad, sad little world.