September 10th, 2002

Slayer!!

Thank goodness...

I'm so relieved that all of the magazines in the grocery store, all web based news sources, as well as several TV stations and newspapers are running special in-depth interviews with both Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake that include, but are not limited to, important information regarding life for them "after the breakup".

I have been so worried about this. I can't even tell you how much sleep I've been losing over it. Is she ok? Oh my god. When will he be able to move on and feel good about the relationship again? Will they still be friends? How has this tragedy affected their mutual friends in the world of pop music?

Well... I can worry no longer. All of these questions are a few clicks or a short trip to the grocery store away. EVERY FUCKING MAGAZINE has devoted their cover to this news, as they should, so that the world can rest easier knowing that Justin and Britney will be alright.

Sleep tight America.
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