January 30th, 2003

Slayer!!

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hey. Seattle people. Get a copy of the Stranger. Got it? Good. Now turn to page 50. Look at the ad for the band in the lower left.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!

It's a band that is actually ripping off Insane Clown Posse!!! This is it, man. It's the end of music! The crappiest, most useless band I can think of actually has a knockoff. That means it's the end. Wow. I'm sort of glad I was alive to see it.

"Twiztid". HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAHA!