May 16th, 2003

Slayer!!

Stop it!

I hate my Hotmail account. Out of 9 messages in it this morning, 7 of them had to do with increasing or improving upon the size and or functionality of my penis. Seriously, bulk mailers seem to be spending more time worrying about my penis than I ever have. I think I will change my Hotmail address to "QuitWorryAboutMyPenis@hotmail.com".

The other two emails were porn.