May 23rd, 2003

Slayer!!

Oh no..

Simon is here. He's been here all of two hours and already we are.... impaired.

Important theories discussed as of this moment:
909 is the worst possible legal area code to dial on a rotary phone.
We wanna get a bunch of little thumb squeegees and use them to clean windshields at stop lights. We'd have them on every finger. Like Edward Wiperhands.