August 28th, 2003


Sunday Ride

Greetings all...

The Emerald City Flying Monkeys are doing another great Sunday ride, THIS Sunday, August 31.

Meet at B&O Espresso (204 Belmont Avenue East) in Capitol Hill around 11. Ride leaves at NOON SHARP. Saddle up for a long beautiful ride down to picturesque Tukwila and the always fabulous Family Fun Center[tm] (!! We'll spend the day playing mini-golf, video games, and laser tag. Ride the go-karts! Navigate the treacherous seas in the bumper boats! Try not to get kicked out for behavior inappropriate to a family establishment (Jesse)! Have so much damn fun that you'll be whistling "zip-a-dee-doo-da" out your butt!* When the fun finally subsides, as if that's possible, your loving Monkeys will get you home safely.

What? You need more information than this? Well, then email me - steve at damndirtyape dot net. That's dot net, not dot com. The dot com guy is a whole other ape.

*Individual results may vary. Certain side effects of whistling "zip-a-dee-doo-da" out your butt may include dry mouth, soreness, or nausea. See a doctor immediately if condition persists. The Emerald City Flying Monkeys are not responsible for any loss, injury, death, dismemberment, scooter damage, or loss of innocence experienced on this or any other scooter ride. Always wear a helmet.

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Hmm... How come when the U.S. comments on the Pyongyang talks, they say that everything is going well and that it's very encouraging, but when anyone else comments on them, including North Korea, they basically say that the more they go on, the more danger there is of any negotiations or talks breaking down and them getting their nuclear badass on?

They uh... can't reach Seattle, right?