October 10th, 2003


(no subject)

I don't watch TV at all. TV rots your mind, you know. Everything on TV is a mindless waste of time and brain. Instead of watching TV, I read constantly. And paint. I don't need TV. Do you watch TV? Yeah, you're a slave to it I'll bet. Dude, I am soooo much more intelligent than you because I don't watch TV. TV is for low-class white trash who don't have any creativity. Do you realize how little you use your brain when you're watching TV? I mean come on! It's so passive and wasteful. The only reason I even have a TV is so I can watch movies. I watch a lot of movies. That's different though. Movies are different than TV. Movies are art. TV is just mindless crap. So it's ok to watch lots and lots of movies but if you're spending your time watching TV, you might as well just have the ol' brain removed right now and given to someone who's actually going to USE it.

I feel sorry for you. I really do. It must be really frustrating to be such a slave to the machine that you're willing to endure all this horrifying commercialism just so you can watch 22 minutes of ridiculous and stupid bullshit. You'd be so much better off having a conversation about world issues with someone in a coffee shop in Capitol Hill. THAT is a valid use of your time. TV is not. I know that you can't comprehend that, because you're so blinded by your TV loyalty, but trust me. I know what the best use of your time is, and TV it is not.

By the way, do you think it'd be ok if I came over again this weekend to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?