The wretched life

Stolen from the mighty kricker:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/

That's way funnier than the dude who tried to carjack a van full of karate students...

dumbass (dumb' ass) n.

1. http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/31/offbeat.mobile.toilet.reut/index.html