November 1st, 2003


Morning show DJs: Worthless

Those who know me know that it's no secret that I fucking HATE morning show DJs*. I hate them with the white hot fire of a thousand suns. They are useless, not at all funny, egotistical, and truly idiotic (and not in a good way). They're like the 4th grade class clown that never matured. They're like the sleazy 36 year old dude who still lives in his mom's basement, drives a brown camaro with a primered fender, and hits on 21-year old girls during 80's night at the local club.

And now, I hate them even more:

Now, I'm not normally one to say that an entire groups should be punished for the actions of a few, but in this case, I'll make an exception. I'm not going to suggest YOU do anything to your local morning DJs, but I know that the next time I meet one, I'm gonna kick his shin really hard with my steel toe and tell him to get a real job.

*Disclaimer: Not every DJ that appears on the radio in the morning is a "morning show DJ". I'm referring to the "morning zoo" types. The kind where there are two or three of them sitting around trying to do comedy, and using wacky sound effects for emphasis. They're making prank calls, and ripping off the lists from Top Five, and they have one guy who exists solely to laugh like a hyena at the stuff the other guys do and say.