January 8th, 2004
Yep.
http://www.kirotv.com/weirdheadlines/2749682/detail.html
"The person either has access to some type of chicken costume or owns a chicken suit," Laird said. "So, if you know of someone, please call the robbery squad."
Man, that's some fine detective work there, sergeant.
In other annoying news, I have this spot inside my lip that I accidentally bit hard about four days ago. It starts to heal a bit, but then I eat something and accidentally bite it again, since it's sticking out and is in the way of my teeth. I predict that the sore will be there forever, since I can't seem to stop biting it. Man, I hate that.
"The person either has access to some type of chicken costume or owns a chicken suit," Laird said. "So, if you know of someone, please call the robbery squad."
Man, that's some fine detective work there, sergeant.
In other annoying news, I have this spot inside my lip that I accidentally bit hard about four days ago. It starts to heal a bit, but then I eat something and accidentally bite it again, since it's sticking out and is in the way of my teeth. I predict that the sore will be there forever, since I can't seem to stop biting it. Man, I hate that.
(no subject)
While commencing a game of Candy Land at the pub with
beatnikside,
4hour_ramona, and
imasage, the Beatnik's instructions included a warning against losing a turn in the Asshole Forest and the declaration that "the first one to get to this raging homo wins".
I won!
I won!