"The person either has access to some type of chicken costume or owns a chicken suit," Laird said. "So, if you know of someone, please call the robbery squad."
Man, that's some fine detective work there, sergeant.
In other annoying news, I have this spot inside my lip that I accidentally bit hard about four days ago. It starts to heal a bit, but then I eat something and accidentally bite it again, since it's sticking out and is in the way of my teeth. I predict that the sore will be there forever, since I can't seem to stop biting it. Man, I hate that.