February 17th, 2004

Slayer!!

(no subject)

Says, pindowngirl

The Rules are:
Step 1: Open your Winamp or other MP3 player.
Step 2: Put all of your music on random.
Step 3: Write down the first ten songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing.

*sigh* Here goes:

1. Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons - Dawn (Go Away)
2. Reel Big Fish - She Has a Girlfriend Now
3. Bad Manners - The Can Can
4. XTC - Dear God
5. Beach Boys - Sloop John B
6. Joe Jackson - Be My Number Two (hehe... number two...)
7. Weezer - Jamie
8. The Ventures - Walk, Don't Run
9. Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Yeah. That's right)
10. Jane's Addiction - Standing in the Shower Thinking

I ain't afraid of you!
Slayer!!

I got me an idea.

How about if every gay and lesbian in the country just randomly (and legally) married a person of the opposite sex who was willing to do so? How about they do that, reap some tax benefits, and then get (again, legally..) divorced? Then, how about they do that every time it would get them a benefit that unmarried people don't have?

Would that be less costly to taxpayers and less damaging to the "sanctity of marriage"?

Extra bonus points for the ones who marry, adopt a child, and then divorce, with the hetero stating that they don't want custody. MAN that would RULE.