December 22nd, 2004


Ah jeez....

In related news, Duff has acquired the must-have accessory this season. No, not a Balenciaga bag in every color -- a 9-week-old hairless Chihuahua similar to Britney's Bit-Bit and Paris' once lost Tinkerbell.

People reports the "Lizzie McGuire" actress shelled out $1,200 for the less-than-squeezable pup, along with an additional $677 for accessories, including a $46 crocheted sweater and a $300 Italian shearling carrier.

I suppose now we're gonna have a whole line of Stupid Spoiled Whores at our door wanting to adopt Rudy and lavish him with a lifestyle his little puppy brain could only imagine while living with us.