April 15th, 2005

Slayer!!

It's weird being Steve

Conversation that just happened in my office:

James: Hey... what are you doing on Sunday?
Steve: Hmmm. that was gonna be the Battle Royale of Shitty Films, or possibly our garage sale, but those are both probably canceled.
James: Think you can come over around 11 and marry me and Ashley?
Steve: 11 in the morning?
James: Yeah dude. Her parents are gonna be there around then so they can witness.
Steve: Alright. I guess. I can't hang out long though.
James: It's probably best if you don't.