May 18th, 2005


Random stuff to tell you...

The gummy bears here at the office - they have tiny heads. Most gummy bears have heads that are about the same size as the torso. Not these. They're more anatomically correct. No, that does not mean they have gummy genitals.

I was doing a phone interview a few minutes ago. The guy said that was the owner of the bug-tracking database, but due to an accent and a shitty cell phone connection, it sounded like he said he owns the butt-fucking database. At first, I thought that was pretty funny, but then I realized that the Department of Homeland Security probably has such a thing.

By the way, if any of you Bay Area peeps needs a job testing or building software, let me know.