June 19th, 2005

Slayer!!

Am I an obsessed fan?

I found Andrew W.K.'s to-do list on the ground on my way to my car earlier today. Here's what's on it:

1. Party
2. Investigate options for increasing the intensity at which I party
3. Call New York City and tell them that I still love them
4. Get serious about partying
5. Ask mom if it's ok if I have a party
6. Plan party
7. Purchase deli meat platter - for party
8. Invite friends to party; instruct them to party harder this time
9. Kill some people
10. Send e-mail to neighbors re: apology for party; puke on their lawn