August 10th, 2005


Sir Edmond Coitus, Esq.

Things to know:

1. I am currently on vacation. I shall not resume working until a week from tomorrow. This is, in fact, awesome.

2. Did trivia at Edinburgh Castle with vespaden and a couple of others. It was insanely hard. We got 3rd place!! We won nothing. Had it not been for the others, I would have gotten approximately seven questions right.

3. My scooter loves cold fog.

4. Simon will arrive here in the morning. This will commence what is known as "The Rock". The Rock will continue until a) the end of the vacation proper or b) someone dies.

5. Whilst rocking, Simon will get smaller.

That's all I have to report at this time. Carry on.

Seriously. Carry on.

I said carry on, dude. Fuck.