January 9th, 2006

Slayer!!

Ow.

I put three little blobs of Dave's Temporary Insanity sauce on a bite of my burrito and now I'm a saaaaad monkey. The sting is gone... mostly... but my stomach feels like it's disintegrating. It wasn't even very tasty.
Slayer!!

Unnnngh

Insanity sauce update: My tongue feels like there's a cyst on it and my stomach feels like there's a really hot rock in it. I vurp about every 10 minutes and am reminded of my indiscretion.

Fuck you and your sauce, Dave.