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June 27th, 2007

On Vox: Die bitch die

This little smackdown that Elizabeth Edwards gave Ann Coulter should only be the beginning of the embarrassment that raging turbocunt should suffer this election season. I'm so tired of hateful bags of shit like her who have nothing constructive or useful to say about anything getting so much time to spew their crap. Elizabeth Edwards nailed it on the head when she called Ann out for lowering the political discourse. She's totally right. How many times have you paused your channel changing finger thinking you were going to see people discuss two sides of something important, only to have them start dredging up shitty things to say about stuff that they did like ten years ago? Enough is enough.

Unfortunately, there's no justice for people like her. What she does is perfectly legal. The only way to stop her is to hope that the American drama machine can pull back a bit, instead of thriving on this mudslinging bullshit. No way that's going to happen. We sure to love us a good train wreck, and we love to watch someone get dragged through the mud. So, short of America growing a soul and enough brain cells to actually care about issues instead of personal reputations, I'd say the best course of action is for everyone who gets the opportunity to just punch that bitch in her Adam's apple and then snap her twig-like legs for her.

Yes, I realize I've stooped to her level. SHE FUCKING STARTED IT.

Originally posted on pop.vox.com

On Vox: Duh

Dear Hollywood,

Hairspray was already a movie. The director was John Waters and it was perfect. Making it again was a dumb idea because there's no possible way it's as good as the first. Please try again.


Originally posted on pop.vox.com