October 7th, 2008


On Vox: No Fucking Way

Via Timmy and cbs5.com:

CBS 5 Poll: Young Voters Lead Prop 8 Support Shift

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) ― A new CBS 5 poll finds that California's Proposition 8 has picked up support in the wake of a television ad campaign that features footage of San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom proclaiming same-sex marriage is here to stay "whether you like it or not."

The poll conducted for CBS 5 by SurveyUSA indicates that support for the measure to ban gay marriage has grown among voters in the state over an eleven day period — most especially among young voters.

According to the poll, likely California voters overall now favor passage of Proposition 8 by a five-point margin, 47 percent to 42 percent. Ironically, a CBS 5 poll eleven days prior found a five-point margin in favor of the measure's opponents.

The only demographic group to significantly change their views during this period were younger voters — considered the hardest to poll and the most unpredictable voters — who now support the measure after previously opposing it.


Not surprisingly, support for a gay marriage ban was strongest among those who considered themselves conservatives and identified themselves as regular churchgoers. Opposition was strongest amongst liberals and those who are less religious.

This is unfuckingbelievable. It's 2008 for crying out loud. THIS IS CALIFORNIA.

First of all, if you're conservative, a regular churchgoer, AND opposed to gay marriage, what on earth are you doing in California in the first place? You guys get Utah, and all the southern states. Those are yours. We don't go live there, and you shouldn't be living here. How would you like it if we all moved to Arkansas and voted for a minimum I.Q. or number of chromosomes required before you can procreate? Wouldn't sit well, would it?

Second, if this thing passes, we should pull this state apart. Burn the motherfucker down, Pookie. If the last bastion of common fucking sense and progressive politics in this fucking country can't allow gay marriage for more than a few months, than what good is it? I'm not here because I like smog and snotty Botox bitches who are addicted to nine dollar cups of coffee. I'm here because most of the other states make me so mad that I want to throw up constantly. You really can't get much done when you're in a constant state of vomit.

Don't be such a bunch of assholes, California.

Originally posted on pop.vox.com