In other election-related news, the nimrods over at conservatism are arguing over whether or not Jesus was a liberal. I sooooo want to post something like, "I don't know if he was a liberal, but he sure was GAY!"
In non-election related news, I offer the following statistics:
Average time required to purchase one 1/32 inch to 1/16 inch audio adapter: 34 seconds
Average time required to purchase same adapter from overly-ambitious Radio Shack salesperson with bushy sideburns who apparently gets a free boat or motorhome or something if he sells enough god damned batteries and cell phone plans: 4 hours, 31 minutes, 12 seconds.
No, dude. Seriously... I'm all set. Yeah... double A's, two. I'm good. No. Work pays for my cell phone. Really. My phone is free to me. I don't think you can offer a better deal than that. Yes, text messages too.
Thank you, goodnight.