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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck on his penis. The
bartender says, "Do you realize that there's a steering wheel on your
penis?"

"Yarrrr," replies the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts."

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queencity
Jan. 29th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
i heard that one in virginia years ago! but when i heard it, it was that big steering wheel for a ship (like, a pirate ship, get it?)