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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck on his penis. The
bartender says, "Do you realize that there's a steering wheel on your
penis?"

"Yarrrr," replies the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts."

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ifthenwhatnow
Jan. 29th, 2005 01:03 am (UTC)
HAHA! That reminds me of the one: A guy walks into a psychiatrists office...wearing only cellophane. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see, you're nuts".