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Why didn't I think of this?


Note to self: Take in to account the stupidity of the general public when developing inventions.


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Mar. 17th, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
ewwwwwww, ok, Jesus probably bathed in oil or not at all, so that's gross.
what a fucking scam.
Mar. 17th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
MY god smells better than YOUR god.

Does TOO!

Does TOO!

Ok, now I'm going to have to kick your ass....
Mar. 17th, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
I am SERIOUSLY gonna start making Jesus flavored candy and make a million dollars.
Mar. 17th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Unbelievable.
Please tell me that somewhere on the packaging it will say, "Suck Jesus". Please.
Mar. 18th, 2005 01:24 am (UTC)
At the rate those candles are being sold, I think you're onto something...
Mar. 17th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
What a brilliant invention. That's just the best way to do the pre-marketing - just make a product that already HAS a following, and a following of people who will spend money on just about ANYTHING! Did you see all the CRAP that the "Passions of the Kripes" merchandised? They had these little necklaces of pewter crucifixion nail replicas. That's just great, these people are actually spending money to have a replica of something that helps contribute to the guy's BAD days! That's like giving a handful of bullets to John Lennon fans for 200 bucks a pop. I too wish I thought of it first.

I'm ahead of the game on the merchandising for the Middle East campaign, though, have already got the patent under wraps for my new Democracicles®. They come in four flavors ("Liberty," "Freedom," "Liberation" and "Blue") and look sort of like a crucifix with a banana clip and an integral grenade launcher. It will make a fortune! "If you don't like Democracicles, then you obviously are a terrorist."
Mar. 18th, 2005 02:30 pm (UTC)
hahahhaha, i love it. y'know, i hate to admit it, but that does sounds like a good scent combination. oh god! i've just done it, i've just converted to chirstianity!
help! help!
the ministry got me
Mar. 18th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)
"If Jesus came back today and saw what was being done in his name,
he'd never stop throwing up"-Woody Allen

These douchbags are probably descended from the snake oil salesman who sold splinters as the true cross during the Middle Ages.

And do people realize the oils they refer to were used to EMBALM the body of Jesus?


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