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Why??

Why does godaddy.com think they need to send out a monthly newsletter?
Why is Comedy Central so fucking obsessed with white trash rednecks lately?
Why does any company have their employees do "self-evaluations," when the only ones that count are the actual manager evaluations?
Why is it warm and sunny in the winter and cold and rainy in the spring here this year?
Why does Alaska publish a $120 round trip fare to Oakland, but not reveal the magic date/time combination required to actually get that fare?

One dollar goes to the first person that can convince me I didn't wake up in Crazy World today.

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bizetsy
Mar. 22nd, 2005 03:15 am (UTC)
It's totally crazy world today.
1. I got a camera stuck up my ass, and I woke up durng it and felt it inside my colon. (Crazy!)
2. They actually found a name for part of what's wrong with me (Crazy!)
3. I turned down pizza for an apple. (DOUBLE Crazy!)

I hope your crap stuff gets answered, and that you find that airfare.
vanilla_christ
Mar. 22nd, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC)
1) Because they have more products they want you to buy - why would anyone send a newsletter unless they wanted you to spend your money on their products and services? I think "News" should be replaced with the word "Ad." Same goes for the TV news and the newspaper.

2) Because Discovery is obsessed with motorcycles, TLC is obsessed with home improvement contests, and Bravo is obsessed with homosexuals. They didn't want to be left out of the "Why innovate when you can take one hit show and beat it to death" business model bandwagon.

3) Because managers have a hard enough time remembering your name, much less your work ethic and performance record. You're writing their crimp notes for them.

4) Because there IS a God and he's showing mercy on those of us in the Northeast who don't want you to have it ALL.

5) For the same reason the state lottery commission doesn't tell you the winning numbers before you buy the ticket.
molotrash
Mar. 22nd, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)
OK, wake up in half-crazy world.

godaddy.com will send you the email if you mistakenly chose to have them send it to you. They are my host, etc.

Rednecks are fun to laugh at.

Self evaluations are used for toilet paper, silly.

Sorry, can't help you with the others.

Heh.
vespaskin
Mar. 22nd, 2005 04:10 pm (UTC)
hey way unrelated but Issaic from High School says hi.... Hes Been working on my tattoo and mentioned his friend steve from back in the day had a vespa... and you would sneek him of campus for lunch
vespa59
Mar. 22nd, 2005 04:37 pm (UTC)
Ha! Tell that guy I said hello. I'd heard from another high school friend of ours that he was a kick ass tattoo artist now. Tell him that next time I'm down there for the Tucson rally I wanna get inked!
vespaskin
Mar. 22nd, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
did you get to see my half sleve he did its vespa related and kicks ass when your on aol messenger i will send you a pic
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