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Spontaneous Human Combustion

Today I decided to deal with some fuel tap issues with the BMW. It's a long long story, but it involves me being covered in gasoline, spilling gasoline all over the garage, and yes, even drinking a little gasoline and getting it all over my face in a few botched siponing attempts. Scary.

After that, I went to taco bell and got some stuff. I always put fire sauce on taco bell stuff, cause I likes it hot.

So, as I was sitting there, still tasting gas and eating my chili and cheese burrito with fire sauce, I realized what total danger I was in. All these combustibles right there in my mouth! Good thing I'm not eating fire today or that'd be it for my pretty, pretty face.

I managed to get through dinner without incident, and just to be safe I drank a whole lot of water.

Then I called Chelsea and she was at work because she's insane.

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modernpoverty
Jul. 30th, 2002 07:21 am (UTC)
uh bede uh bede uh bede uh THAT's ALL, FOLKS!
counterpoise
Jul. 30th, 2002 09:39 am (UTC)
it's a good thing you don't smoke then, eh?

or wait, maybe you do. :\
popcultureicon
Jul. 30th, 2002 11:39 pm (UTC)
yeah, i've swallowed gasoline before...
it wasn't great. and poision control was of absolutely no help at all. "eat some bread" they said... BAH!
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