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Mom! Pleeeeeease?

Look at this Craig's List ad:

3,000 miles Better than new,custom exhaust,lower seat,engine protector hihhway pegs,extra ports,official BMW bags. Has not been riden since 3,000 mile service. Reason for selling is that I live in a gated community that prohibits motorcycles.


What? You live in a what that prohibits what?? You PAID A LOT OF MONEY for a home where they can tell you you're NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A MOTORCYCLE?

I don't get that at all. Maybe "a gated community" really means "my parents' house" or something.



THEY CAN HAVE MY MOTORCYCLE WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD CROTCH

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vulgarlad
Jul. 27th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
THEY CAN HAVE MY MOTORCYCLE WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD CROTCH

for the first time today...i literally just laughed out loud.

~the lad
vespa59
Jul. 27th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
I desperately wish I could take credit for that phrase... almost as much as I wish I could remember where I'd stolen it from.