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Dec. 19th, 2005

Dear Microsoft,

I just want the fucking spreadsheets to open in their own fucking windows, so I can maximize each one on its own fucking monitor so I can copy the updates from one to the other.

I know this can't possibly be a unique request, yet for the life of me I can't figure out how to make you do this.

I hope you die.

Love,
Steve

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tikimama
Dec. 19th, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC)
Dear Steve,

Click on the "Window" menu item and choose "New Window." You can then click on Window->Arrange and see a dizzying (at Micrsoft that means "4") array of options to arrange your spreadsheets so you can look at them all at once.

Unless, of course, you're on a Mac, in which case it should be totally obvious because isn't that their selling point?

Love,
Microsoft
vespa59
Dec. 19th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
Silver medal, but this does not allow for opening two discrete instances of Excel, which is what I'm looking for. I have two monitors. I want two Excels - one maximized to each monitor - with each showing one of two spreadsheets.

I figured out that the way around it is to launch E via the start menu and then manually open the second sheet in it.
fisticuffs
Dec. 19th, 2005 09:45 pm (UTC)
i think this would work.

tools -> options -> check box for "windows in taskbar" from the "view" tab.
vanilla_christ
Dec. 20th, 2005 01:40 pm (UTC)
Try this, your spreadsheet program have a desktop icon? Actually a start-menu link would be just as well. With the one spreadsheet open, minimize the window and launch the spreadhseet program again. Not the spreadsheet -file-, 'cause that'll just open it in the same window. However if you re-launch the spreadsheet program while the other one is still open, it should open two separate spreadsheet "screens" to be used independently.
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