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I'm thinking of scouting some property just outside of the new Jesusland and opening me up a liquor/porn/condom/abortion store/clinic. I'm gonna be fuckin' rich!

Of course, the only flaw with this plan would be having to live in Florida.


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Mar. 3rd, 2006 03:23 pm (UTC)
Oh man. That's nuts! A city of guitly-feeling people with other tons of hangups!

Mar. 3rd, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
Yes, please.
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to open my own abortion store.
Mar. 3rd, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, please.
Well, that's the part that would be the "clinic", but you just gave me a good idea to add a souvenir shop.
Mar. 3rd, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, please.
Only if it's still called Abortion Store though. Way classier.
Mar. 3rd, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, please.
Can I call it "Abortion Stortion"? It's got a nice ring.

Ooooh!!! How about calling the whole place the "Abhorr-tion Store"?
Mar. 3rd, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, please.
I think we have a winner with the second one! Well done!
Mar. 3rd, 2006 11:26 pm (UTC)
bend over boy...
instead of a bowling alley, you could have a back alley where the priests from "catholic town" could sneak over for some of that good old fashioned kid fuckin'
Mar. 6th, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
Dude, that is genious. Sheeet mang. We could be as rich as the Dominoes pizza guy who is starting that town. Fuck... can we do it and still live here?
Mar. 6th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
Well, Paul. That would require the remote management of people who live in the south. That is, we'd have to trust people who aren't smart enough to move out of the south to run our business and make day to day decisions like "how wide must the fire spread before i stop trying to put it out with my coat and call the fire department?"

I don't think so.
Mar. 6th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
Yeah, you're right Steve... you're always right... Dang it. I wish I could live in a world where I could get rich selling liquor and porn to the children of right-wing evangelicals... while passing the savings on to them in the form of family planning.

Stupid south, messing me up again!
Mar. 6th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
They warned us that they'd "rise again", dude.
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