What the hell is up with this crazy outta control double chin growing back there? How did I not notice? It was all totally hidden behind the goatee. The sweet, wonderful goatee. How I long for it to return. I just went to take a sip from my water bottle and my lip got suctioned to it. What the fuck??
Next time I decide to shave my goatee, remind me how idiotic I look without it.