Right you are, Ken (vespa59) wrote,
Right you are, Ken

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Dude, Where's My Beard?

So... I shaved my goatee off. I've had it since 1996. I have to say, I look fucking retarded. Some people really should have a goatee and those people are me. I'm not posting any pictures. Look away. I'm hideous.

What the hell is up with this crazy outta control double chin growing back there? How did I not notice? It was all totally hidden behind the goatee. The sweet, wonderful goatee. How I long for it to return. I just went to take a sip from my water bottle and my lip got suctioned to it. What the fuck??

Next time I decide to shave my goatee, remind me how idiotic I look without it.


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