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How to make a million dollars:

Step one: Obtain an ordinary electronic or computer device. Let's say, for example, a Clapper[tm].
Step two: Paint it pure white, with light grey accents. Note that you must use "grey" and not "gray".
Step three: Put a small letter i in front of the name of said product: iClapper.
Step four: Put it in a tiny white box with light grey lowercase lettering.
Step five: Sell it to Mac people for 40%-80% more than you paid for it.

Optional Step six: Integrate it with iTunes.


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Apr. 26th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
Step six: Allow PC users to also puchase said device at same markup.

Your disdain for things Mac is interesting. Is there a reason? Well, most things "i" are stupid trendy, so I can't blame you.
Apr. 26th, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
Oh no... I don't necessarily have a disdain for Macs. I mean, I prefer PCs, because I know them better and I can control things a little better, but I do enjoy the cartoon-like interface of my Mac... for brief periods. It's Mac People (and not ALL Mac People) that kind of crack me up. And yeah, there are some PC users who are Mac People as well. I was just making fun of the fact that there are tons of people who will buy *anything* with Apple-like design, regardless of the availability of cheaper, more full-featured alternatives.
Apr. 27th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
I find the whole Mac thing amusing when I go to the Apple store. There are usually tons of people there trying to "fit in". I can tell it's trendy and I kind of hate that.

OK man, I hope you don't think I'm comin' down on you!

Hey, summer is almost here. Care for a trip to Phoenix? Heh.
Apr. 27th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
No no, of course not. I know you're quick to call bullshit on Mac hatin' for no reason, and I think that's just as valid as Mac lovin' for no reason, so we cool, even though our respective gangs shall always be mortal enemies.

Enjoy your oppressive heat!
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