Anyway... Somone joked that if you could put the whole thing inside a boneless pig, and then put that inside a boneless cow, you'd be in business with a capital b. Then, of course, Todd has to take it to far and say that you should put the whole thing inside a whale.
Now, first, I'm not interested in eating a whale. All those other animals, yeah... but not a whale. Sheesh! So I tell him that even if anyone did want to eat that, it would take forever to cook. His response: "Not if you deep fry it, dude".
How the fuck are you gonna deep fry a fucking WHALE?? You'd have to drain one of the pools at Sea World and fill it with Crisco, and then heat the shit up to like 400 degrees! And you know as soon as you put the whale in there, he's gonna start doing tricks, flop out of the water and splash flaming hot oil on the first 8 rows of spectators, burning the living fuck out of them. And if you think Sea World is gonna let you come in and burn up all their paying customers just so you can get your thanksgiving turduckenpigcowhale cooked, then you're sadly mistaken my friend.
God damn. Am I the ONLY one that thinks these things through?